Maintain the boogie and don't stop the boogie, come on
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Is a guy I can't understand
Walking all around like he was the man
He is not... though he think it so
But everybody else all in the know
He ask all the whys, wherefores and whats
Well, if you ask me, he talks too much, huh
He got all four sides, you see
Most definitely he's a (SQUARE)
He got one for no money, two for no shows
Three to get ready with nowhere to go
Four to be two-faced behind your back
Soon as you turn around, he'll be on the attack
But he's Mr. Conversation Fatality
Placed first in worst personality
Face first immersed in reality
Fallacy of the (SQUARE)
He rocks to the rhythm of the rig-a-marole
And oh, you better hope that he don't show
At your place of business or your local bar
What does he know about the protocol?
He pulls up to the spot looking all surprised
Scorn and judgment all in his eyes
I say he oughta try on nice for size
Does he realize he's a (SQUARE)?
Well, probably not, but that's the cookie crumbling
On the dance floor, he's stumbling and bumbling
Criticizing "rap full of mumbling"
To anyone who'll listen to his grumbling
It's the old times he prefers
Back when rappers said lots of words
But he don't know that he sounds absurd
'Cause he live in the 'burbs like a (SQUARE)
But such is the way of the out-of-touch
Everything cool ain't cool enough
To a fella who's stuck in '89
Only obsolete ways to have a good time
Loosen up and relax and chill
Don't worry 'bout tracks with the mass appeal
Worry 'bout the toy in your Happy Meal
That's just how I feel (SQUARE)
So heed my rhyming next time you see
Some dip who ain't hip like you or me
I just laugh him off when he steppin' to me
Is he pressed and stressed? Most definitely
He stays set in his ways, but that's OK
Somehow, we'd have it no other way
And although they may say that it's unfair
You can't be hip without (SQUARE)s
Bang bang the boogie, said bang bang the boogie
Maintain the boogie and don't stop the boogie
Maintain the boogie and don't stop the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie the beat, come on
Said maintain the boogie and don't stop the boogie
Keep on the boogie and don't stop the boogie
Maintain the boogie and don't stop the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie the beat (SQUARE)